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Old 02-07-2012, 06:18 AM   #1981
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raises hand... pie, please!
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Old 02-07-2012, 12:54 PM   #1982
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:35 PM   #1983
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^^^ What's wrong with that? I knew this old professor in Italy who liked to watch me bang college girls at his house. Some of them might have been his students. At first it took a couple drinks for me to get over the weirdness of it, but he kept calling me back every few weeks with new super hot girls and I just let him do his thing in the corner while I did mine. He never once interrupted me and to this day I don't know if he liked watching me or the girls, lol.
You are THAT Jesse? I have the entire Professor Pud series but I haven't seen them in a while because my betamax player is busted.

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Old 02-13-2012, 06:13 AM   #1984
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What the? lol!

http://springfield.craigslist.org/cas/2848004881.html

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flagged, people have no sense of humor
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Hit and run!!

I cant help but laugh everytime I see it! Sorry if its a repost.

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Old 02-14-2012, 02:54 AM   #1987
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All you Tosh.O fans might have already seen this one.

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I just don't know what to make out of this.

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I can't believe I just watched all of that? Gotta admit, I laughed
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Well that is 21 seconds of my life I just lost. I don't get it? It is early this morning and I might be slow
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