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Old 03-28-2006, 08:02 AM   #1
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This is a funny joke i heard at my job. We were kicking it before we went to work and my floor manager cracked out a funny as$ joke. It made us all laugh. I havent had a good laugh from a joke for a while since ive heard mostly all of em. Some of you might not find it funny but i did. Sorry for the bad words but it goes with it and makes it funnier i think, Here it goes:

So this man is rich right, big house, good wife/kids and has good stocks. So this guy having the best life that anyone could ever want when out of a sudden the company lost everything and all stocks went down. So the rich guy lost his house, job, kids, and wife. The guy says man F*ck this, i lost everything, i dont have sh*t. So the guy goes to a bridge right, ready to take his life away, when he sees a little guy dressed in green next to him. The rich guy says, "who the f*ck are you?" Little guy replies with irish accent, "well, im a leprochaun what do you think?" So the ex rich guy says "so your a f*cking leprochaun huh, man i just lost everything, money, kids, wife and my job. Since your a f*cking leprochaun why dont you give me 3 wishes, and my pot of gold." So the little guy says, "Sir, ill give you back your house, kids, wife, everything back, ONLY under ONE condition," Ex rich "yea whats that?" little guy "well, you gonna have to let me f*ck you in the as$ and you get everything back." ex rich guy "man f*ck that dude" but he starts to think, "so ill get everything back?" little guy "yes youll be back to normal like nothing happen" ex rich guy "f*ck it lets go then" So they go to some bushes right, and the little guy climbs on his back right, not even touching the ground, and hes just boning the f*ck out of this guy. ex rich guy says "is that enough?" little guy "no not yet" So the ex rich guy continues to ask and the little guy says not yet. After like 30 mins, the little guy is like there im done. So the ex rich guy was like, ok wheres everything i had? So the little guy says, "how old are you?" so the ex rich guy says "what the **** does that have to do with anything, but if you insist im 45" so the little guy replies back, "F*ck dude, arent you a little to old to believe in leprochauns?"

Remember, i never said leprochaun, the guy assumed he was one.
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I don't really see how the bad words make it funnier... but yeah, I think I've heard that one before.
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I don't really see how the bad words make it funnier... but yeah, I think I've heard that one before.
Maybe you had to be there?
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Old 03-29-2006, 05:16 AM   #4
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All the cursing just took away from the joke... But this is alot like the husband and wife at a golf course with a genie joke... Follows the same story basically...

-Man and wife at golf course, hit ball into a big mansion.
-Go to mansion and see they broke a vase.
-Man comes from around corner says he is a genie.
-Grants them three wishes for a price, he has to do the beautiful wife.
-They do the three wishes, he says they are granted.
-Wife does him.
-Asks how old they are.
-"aren't you a little old to believe in genies?"
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