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Old 02-05-2006, 02:44 PM   #1
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Default Funniest thing i ever read

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!! 525I KILLS A FERRARI ENZO. GOING 175MPH AND DOWN SHIFTING TO SECOND.

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Old 02-05-2006, 05:45 PM   #2
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ya ok...why was he taking pictures at that speed anyway...
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Its a joke. With a really funny story about how this guy killed an Enzo when he really just took some pictures of it from his car as it drove past in a line of other ferarris.
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Complete BS. 1- he is not going 175mph because in one of the pics there is a durango right behind him and Im pretty sure those cant go 175mph. 2- I could beat a Ferrari too if the Ferrari wasnt trying. 3- I dont think a 525 can go 175, I was checking out a 525 like that one before I bought the ti and Bimmer magazine said to stay away from the 525s because they didnt have enough power for their weight. Dont belive everything you read, use common sense.
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it's obviously satire
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It was complete sarcasm the entire time... But gave me a good laugh and plenty of fine pictures. You didnt get it when he listed his mods? Carbon Fiber stereo button????
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Complete BS. 1- he is not going 175mph because in one of the pics there is a durango right behind him and Im pretty sure those cant go 175mph. 2- I could beat a Ferrari too if the Ferrari wasnt trying. 3- I dont think a 525 can go 175, I was checking out a 525 like that one before I bought the ti and Bimmer magazine said to stay away from the 525s because they didnt have enough power for their weight. Dont belive everything you read, use common sense.
LOL once i read that 175mp BS, i knew it was BS INSTANT. You cannot be driving that fast here in cali, its impossible, especially during the day, we have way to much traffic. Thats why i said it was the funniest thing ive ever read.
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