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Old 08-26-2009, 04:02 PM   #16
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your wife's "by any means neccessary" x "capital punishment" method ftw!
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Old 08-26-2009, 04:23 PM   #17
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your wife's "by any means neccessary" x "capital punishment" method ftw!

Thanks Bro. You got my brain working. I'm building a rat electric chair right now

In Florida we use the chair
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Old 08-26-2009, 04:56 PM   #18
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I have completed and installed the rat electric chair or as close as a chair as I could make. Here are the pictures:


Patent pending





Installed to 220 volts. This is his path down to the food so I hope he comes down accross the wire mesh. One plate of each of the chicken wire is different 120 volt leg of the 220 volts

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Old 08-26-2009, 05:31 PM   #19
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First paragraph of this thread had me laughing out loud.

Last paragraph had me worried about your kid touching that wire.
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Old 08-26-2009, 05:40 PM   #20
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It's too high for them to reach...

I closed the garage door and sat there about 5 minutes and the little bastard came down the line saw me and ran up. I'm in the house now so it will be over way before the kids get home from school
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Old 08-26-2009, 08:27 PM   #21
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haha so you hope.. this is gonna be like that movie mousehunt. i just see you with like a big cheese triangle on your head dumbfounded by this little guy
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I have completed and installed the rat electric chair or as close as a chair as I could make.


Patent pending

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Old 08-26-2009, 11:28 PM   #23
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this is gonna be like that movie mousehunt.
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dude.. you crack me the F-up! LOL

you got some serious time on your hands! Hahhahahaaaa....

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Scope is all set. Kids are in bed. I've already placed a garbage can right under the dryer line for easy clean-up. It's hunting time.
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Good luck killing that rat! Hope it doesn't become a realistic version of Tom & Jerry lol! Or even Caddyshack too :P!!!

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some people have way to much time on their hands
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What a funny mouse hunt!! lol

I would put some rat poison food..bye bye ratty!! Easy and no sweat!!
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:26 PM   #30
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Standard rat trap + flat metal file = rat-head-chop'r-off'r. Take the trap and file down the spring loaded bar to a razor sharp edge. Set the trap and set up video camera. BTW, they like avocados

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