» Site Navigation | | » Recent Threads | 1999 M3 Swap 09-07-2023 10:10 PM 05-02-2024 08:18 PM 6 Replies, 330,000 Views | | | | | | | 06-18-2008, 02:39 PM | #1 | Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Houston Posts: 46 | Cleaning the car in a bad neighborhood... One day I went out to my car to go to work and I saw ketchup, what looked like mayonaise, and pieces of eggshells strewn about my passenger headlight area, and around the bumper and hood in the general vicinity. Kind of like someone ate a hamburger, didnt like it, and threw it from his 2nd story apartment onto my car. And then egged it. Ok... so a day later, the mayo turns into sort of a rubber cement consistency. A 5 dollar car wash (costs 8 dollars now) did absolutely nothing, and its still sticky. Its also not white anymore, it turned a yellowish clear color Anyone have ideas on what this is and how to get rid of it? I guess Ill post a pic later when I get home or something. Or not because its pretty gross. -Conan | | | 06-18-2008, 05:31 PM | #2 | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Long Beach area Posts: 1,189 | Have you tried clay bar? __________________ 97 Jet Black 318ti Sport. Not so stock anymore!.... Now Featuring:318ti.org sticker Now featuring: Hartge exhaust|Blacked out Grilles|Front Clear Corners or Ambers depending on how I feel|325is vented front brakes|Bilstein Sports|H&R Sports|E46 RSMs w/ Z3 reinforcment plates|16" Style 45s|17" E46 M68 rims|18" Authentic Hartge Classics C|OEM M135 ZHP wheels and 99 Titan Silver 323is Dinan S1+few more mods Coming sometime in the future:...SCed 2.1...new (to me) car mod maybe?...all in one car | | | 06-18-2008, 06:39 PM | #3 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Waco/Austin, TX Posts: 233 | I had someone throw a package of raw chicken at my car when i used to live in a bad neighborhood. I had no discoloration, but i had to scrub it very very hard. Hope you get it out __________________ 1997 318ti Schwarz II FB | | | 06-18-2008, 07:42 PM | #4 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 340 | mayonnaise consists of egg yolk, sometimes eggwhites (that's the worst part, it's like glue when it dries), lots of oil, and a little bit of vinegar. vinegar is your best bet to re-suspend the solution and hopefully it will dissolve right off. Vinegar can also be used to treat hard-water stains, and is often referred to as an "acid bath" by fancy detailing shops that will charge $40 for it. after you suspend the solution and rinse it off, give it a good polish and wax. good luck! __________________ 1/1997 M44 ti M-Sport Schwartz II | | | 06-18-2008, 09:56 PM | #5 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: asdfasdf Posts: 10,002 | you really should have cleaned it off as soon as you noticed it, good luck getting it off, post your story here: http://www.318ti.org/forum/showthread.php?t=22478, we're doing it too help out a member with a court case | | | 06-18-2008, 10:06 PM | #6 | Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Houston Posts: 46 | How is an online forum going to help with a court case?? I am really curious and would like to know more.... And raw chicken???? I think thats worse than ketchup and mayo haha -Conan | | | 06-18-2008, 10:09 PM | #7 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: asdfasdf Posts: 10,002 | Quote: Originally Posted by ConMasta How is an online forum going to help with a court case?? I am really curious and would like to know more.... | not sure exactly, it's the guys wife who's doing it, we're just trying to help out however we can, I might be able to answer the question if I knew what happened but apparently posting about it in a public forum could hurt his case, we prolly won't find out until the end of summer | | | 06-18-2008, 11:41 PM | #8 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 3,212 | Quote: Originally Posted by tiFreak not sure exactly, it's the guys wife who's doing it, we're just trying to help out however we can, I might be able to answer the question if I knew what happened but apparently posting about it in a public forum could hurt his case, we prolly won't find out until the end of summer | Lets just say it could help out his case. But yeah he'll let us know for sure when its over. But yea i don't live in the best neighborhood myself, I have eggs thrown at my car once but i was able to rinse if off. I would try the vineger idea if i was you. | | | 06-19-2008, 02:48 AM | #9 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: state college, pa Posts: 3,431 | Add in a 50/50 ratio, white vinegar to hot water. Dunk a towel in the mixture, then set the towel on the spot for ~10 minutes. This should soften it up enough to remove it. __________________ I scream, you scream, we all scream for ZOMBIES. | | | 06-19-2008, 05:50 AM | #10 | Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: LA, Bellflower, CA Posts: 3,613 | Quote: Originally Posted by naustin I had someone throw a package of raw chicken at my car when i used to live in a bad neighborhood. I had no discoloration, but i had to scrub it very very hard. Hope you get it out | im sry for this... but LMAO , not at you but at the fact that someone actually threw a chicken at someone's car. i mean. come on. WTF, who does that?? lol.... stupid ppl in the world. and i could've deep fried that chicken instead of it being wasted. lol. hope you dont think i was laughing at you btw, just cracking up at the fact it was done. Quote: Originally Posted by blndweasel mayonnaise consists of egg yolk, sometimes eggwhites (that's the worst part, it's like glue when it dries), lots of oil, and a little bit of vinegar. vinegar is your best bet to re-suspend the solution and hopefully it will dissolve right off. Vinegar can also be used to treat hard-water stains, and is often referred to as an "acid bath" by fancy detailing shops that will charge $40 for it. after you suspend the solution and rinse it off, give it a good polish and wax. good luck! | wow. never knew that would work. good thing to know about, just in case. __________________ -Theta Chi- Float like a cadilac, sting like a BIMMER .... my socket is just too thick and won't fit in the hole! damnit! Marv's 332ti is in the werks. Stay tuned ya'll ... Check list: S52 swap, manual transmission swap, 3.25 LSD with M Coupe diff cover, SuperSprint muffler, M3 style mirrors, AFE intake, ASC delete, M50 Manifold swap, UUC strut bar, ZHP lighted knob, Vaders, M-tech interior, OEM armrest, AC Schintzer front lip, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, Roof spoiler, 18'' rims, M3 front drilled brakes, LED interior lights, 3 spoke Euro style steering wheel, OEM roof spoiler and bike holder, Thule fairing, Euro tail lights, oil pressure guage, carbon fiber hood painted to original paint (still showing CF weaving), what's next to do...? | | | 06-19-2008, 06:32 AM | #11 | Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Nevada Posts: 259 | damn. people are so cruel. If you could only catch them in the act.... I'd rather have them throw a Big Mac at me instead of the ride. Luckily I have a garage and it's a super remote area. We got bears, coyotes and the neighbors big ass nasty dog down the street. If a squirrel sh*ts he barks his ass off. This makes me want to keep a small detail kit in the trunk in case. I also bought a cheep K Mart car cover awhile back for my Subaru for 30 bux. I throw it on when I'm in the city or any other place where there are a lot of asshats hangin out | | | 06-19-2008, 07:40 AM | #12 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: state college, pa Posts: 3,431 | Quote: Originally Posted by Marv17 im sry for this... but LMAO , not at you but at the fact that someone actually threw a chicken at someone's car. i mean. come on. WTF, who does that?? lol.... stupid ppl in the world. and i could've deep fried that chicken instead of it being wasted. lol. hope you dont think i was laughing at you btw, just cracking up at the fact it was done. | I've put fried chicken in a water balloon launcher aimed at another ski chalet. It started with busting on some kid relieving himself through the railing and escalated quickly. __________________ I scream, you scream, we all scream for ZOMBIES. | | | 06-20-2008, 01:50 AM | #13 | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Long Beach area Posts: 1,189 | Going OT... On topic-->If you use vinegar make sure you don't leave it on there for too long... Have you tried doing any of the methods we suggested yet? -Randy __________________ 97 Jet Black 318ti Sport. Not so stock anymore!.... Now Featuring:318ti.org sticker Now featuring: Hartge exhaust|Blacked out Grilles|Front Clear Corners or Ambers depending on how I feel|325is vented front brakes|Bilstein Sports|H&R Sports|E46 RSMs w/ Z3 reinforcment plates|16" Style 45s|17" E46 M68 rims|18" Authentic Hartge Classics C|OEM M135 ZHP wheels and 99 Titan Silver 323is Dinan S1+few more mods Coming sometime in the future:...SCed 2.1...new (to me) car mod maybe?...all in one car | | | 06-20-2008, 02:49 PM | #14 | Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Houston Posts: 46 | Yes actually I tried the vinegar method. It worked like a charm on the flat horizontal areas where I could sort of soak it for a little bit... so the top of the bumper is nice and clean. However, the headlight... no good. The metal noseplate also still has gunk on it but its much less noticeable. Also the tow hook plastic cover has all that gunk stuffed in the cracks now I took before and after pics... not sure if people wanna see it though. Anyone got a set of Depo's you wanna sell? -Conan | | | 06-20-2008, 02:56 PM | #15 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Eugene Oregon Posts: 6,182 | you can pop that plastic piece right off super easily __________________ -Josh Sold-1995 318ti, Club Sport, Hellrot Sold-1996 318ti, Active Model, Boston Green Current- 1995 318ti, sport model, schwartz | | | | | Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | |