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Old 04-01-2009, 06:30 AM   #1
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Default April Fools joke...

Can't wait to go to school tomorrow. A friend of mine drives a 3000gt, and it's very fast. I'm gonna spray his back tires with some WD-40. Then ask him to race me. It's gonna be funny when he can't get traction, and I'm already a mile ahead of him!

Thought I'd share this ahead of time, so yall can use it tomorrow on a friend with a faster car. I just came up with it, and thought it would be hilarious!
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:47 AM   #2
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Isnt this what they do in the movies to make tires smoke when burning out?

Also, iirc, 3000gt will be either AWD or FWD.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:57 AM   #3
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get someone to video it insted of coming back and saying man was that funny i did this and that , and all we get to do is say . good job ..

WE WANT PROOF!!! plus it gives us something to look at ....!!


second the FWD or AWD dont let the joke be on you !
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:59 AM   #4
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second the FWD or AWD dont let the joke be on you !
On second thought, maybe we shouldnt have told him!
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:26 AM   #5
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lol ,, that would been our joke on him . lol
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wow! what a dumb idea. when he crashes and dies, i hope you hate yourself and the authorities see this and put you in jail for manslaughter.

grow up man, for real
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:49 AM   #7
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Isnt this what they do in the movies to make tires smoke when burning out?
no, that's bleach
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:52 AM   #8
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no, that's bleach
+1, although I wouldn't recommend it since I'm pretty certain that it's corrosive


Mav, this sounds like a bad idea. Surely you could come up with something a little less risky.
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:58 AM   #9
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You're an idiot. Watch his car pull to the side and hit another car or something. Or if on a stand still on a street, he can pull to the left or right and hit a parked car (if any). You'll grow up one day kid.
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Anything that involves a car on april fool's day = nono
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once again, your a dumbass.
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If I even get a drop of WD40 (or any other lubricant) on a motorcycle tire, I throw it out.

It's impossible to remove completely. I don't even keep it in the garage.
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I'll check the news tonight to get my report on whether he died
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unfortunitely i think it may be too late, however these guys are right. major risk involved, nor should you be racing on the street. i know youre tired of hearing this, but its still true..

fill his book bag with shaving cream or something..
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reminds me to make sure I don't let my bag out of sight, or anything for that matter
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