 Joke - a Mother's Angel
Just thought I would repost something I read:
A mother was preparing dinner in her kitchen while her 7-year old boy played in the living room with his new toy train. Everything was going well until she heard something quite disturbing from the other room. "All you sons of b*tches that are going to New York, get your as*es on the train," the boy started, "and for all you sons of b*tches that stunk up the place on the way here, get your as*es off the train before I-"
At that moment, the mother picked up the boy and dragged him to the closet, washed his mouth out with soap and told him to sit in timeout for 2 hours to think about what he had done. The boy complied, and 2 hours later, was allowed to resume playing with the train.
His mother listened in as he continued playing, "Thankyou ladies and gentleman and I hope you enjoyed your ride. Those of you boarding the train, please enter on the doors to the left." She smiled, and thanked the heavens for such a wonderful son. Then he went on, "And for those of you wondering about the TWO HOUR delay, go see the b*tch in the kitchen!"
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