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As you all know, the OTHER thread has been moved, and for good reason too. Sean wanted me post a "Hello" to the board so here it is.
"Please post a "Hello" for me"
He also asked that I say something funny.
I got one joke that most people seem to laugh at so here goes...
This Korean immigrant came to the States and went to the bank to exchange his Korean currency to US dollars. The next month, he goes back to the bank for some more exchange transactions. This time however, he noticed that he got a little less dollars, so he asked the bank teller why? The teller simply replied, "fluctuations." This Korean immigrant gets offened, and then yells "fluck you white guys too!"
HA! __________________ 
McLaren F1 - BMW M Power S70/2 |  |  | | 09-03-2008, 03:13 PM | #2 | | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: asdfasdf Posts: 10,002 |
lol, Pauly says hi back  | | | | | 09-03-2008, 04:31 PM | #3 | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 3,212 |
ha it took me a while to get it. But yea if people could write to him more i think he would like that too. | | | | | 09-03-2008, 07:49 PM | #4 | | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange County, NY Posts: 1,067 |
Let's make this a joke thread so Cindy can read him the jokes and make him laugh when they talk on the phone. __________________
McLaren F1 - BMW M Power S70/2 | | | | | 09-03-2008, 11:48 PM | #5 | | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: asdfasdf Posts: 10,002 |
What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through the stop sign... a stoner waits for it to turn green   | | | | | 09-03-2008, 11:51 PM | #6 | | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange County, NY Posts: 1,067 |
That was funny! __________________
McLaren F1 - BMW M Power S70/2 | | | | | 09-03-2008, 11:54 PM | #7 | | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Austin Posts: 3,059 |
Lol took me a while to get that joke. Good to hear from Sean. I got a funny joke also.
A man asks god,"What is 1 million years to you?"
God says,"It's what 1 second is to you."
Then the man asks,"What is 1 million dollars to you?"
And God says,"It's what 1 cent is to you."
Getting upset, the man finally asks,"Can I have 1 million dollars?"
God says,"Sure.....Just 1 second." __________________ Come get a ti-shirt
Quote: | From the e30 M3, evolved the e36.
They were "Keepin it Real" when they introduced the 318ti ClubSport in '95 and the 318ti Sports from '96 to '99.
After that... well nothing else really matters. ~Jess | | | | | | 09-03-2008, 11:56 PM | #8 | | That's not Millpoint Blue Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: BNA Posts: 3,161 |
OK, here's my favorite dumb joke. I like it because you can tell it to any person of any age and it's not offensive but will still get at least a smile.
Q - Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A - Because gorillas have big fingers. __________________ Real men know how to SEARCH!
THIS IS A MILLPOINT BLUE INTERIOR
Mods 'n' stuff: Star Spoke 43 wheels - X-Brace - Mason Engineering front strut brace - CF gauge overlay - ZHP shifter knob - Racing Dynamics cat-back - Doubled brake lights - M-tech rear spoiler
From Page 68 of the 1997 Owners Manual: "Vehicles equipped with ASC+T remain subject to the laws of physics." | | | | | 09-03-2008, 11:56 PM | #9 | | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange County, NY Posts: 1,067 |
That was good man! __________________
McLaren F1 - BMW M Power S70/2 | | | | | 09-03-2008, 11:56 PM | #10 | | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange County, NY Posts: 1,067 |
LOL to that one too roadrash! __________________
McLaren F1 - BMW M Power S70/2 | | | | | 09-04-2008, 12:00 AM | #11 | | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Austin Posts: 3,059 |
A cop pulls over a car with 3 old ladies.
The cop asks,"Why are you driving 45mph?"
The driver says,"The sign said HW-45."
The cop takes a look at the other 2 old ladies. Both of them have a look of fear in their face. Then he asks,"Why do the other ladies look scared?"
The driver replies,"We just got off of HW-95." __________________ Come get a ti-shirt
Quote: | From the e30 M3, evolved the e36.
They were "Keepin it Real" when they introduced the 318ti ClubSport in '95 and the 318ti Sports from '96 to '99.
After that... well nothing else really matters. ~Jess | | | | | | 09-04-2008, 12:09 AM | #12 | | Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 170 |
2 guys walk into a bar, and the third guy ducked.
hehe | | | | | 09-04-2008, 12:10 AM | #13 | | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange County, NY Posts: 1,067 |
The old lady joke was too funny!
bmwpelican, that joke was so so. But still! Better than no joke! __________________
McLaren F1 - BMW M Power S70/2 | | | | | 09-04-2008, 12:18 AM | #14 | | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Austin Posts: 3,059 |
__________________ Come get a ti-shirt
Quote: | From the e30 M3, evolved the e36.
They were "Keepin it Real" when they introduced the 318ti ClubSport in '95 and the 318ti Sports from '96 to '99.
After that... well nothing else really matters. ~Jess | | | | | | 09-04-2008, 12:23 AM | #15 | | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Orange County, NY Posts: 1,067 |
My main man Miyagi in the house! __________________
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