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• You are good at driving with one hand and holding up the headliner with the other.

• You show up at a craigslist seller's house to pick up a clothes dryer and the seller thinks you forgot your pickup.

• You find yourself praying that it is true that the airbag will still go off even though the light is on.

• You are always confident that your spark plugs are well oiled.