 03-18-2010, 05:43 AM | #157 |
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Quote: Originally Posted by Scott996tt  O.k., ti noob here, but I have a few (sorry if any of these are repeats, I didn't read every page):
You know you drive a 318ti when:
You watch your temperature guage more often than the road.
You are convinced the car will explode if the temp needle goes one degree past 12 O'Clock.
You have have bits of steel embedded under your nails and all over your engine from attempting to remove the cosmoline from the valve cover and intake manifold.
Your door panel contains more than 10 lbs of jb weld.
You hear the word "burp" and have to fight the urge to go find an incline somewhere and dump coolant all over the ground.
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